skylordamber:

the joke is that it can be read both ways and still make sense jfc

106,746 notes + 15 hours ago

captainarlert:

kougamiii:

anything is possible when the attack on titan soundtrack is playing

Except apparently killing all the titans and protecting your friends

12,958 notes + 15 hours ago

trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

412,918 notes + 15 hours ago

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

376,831 notes + 15 hours ago
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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

37,677 notes + 15 hours ago

bertholdts:

お兄ちゃんだいすき。お兄ちゃんだいすき。
13,730 notes + 16 hours ago
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me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died
398,044 notes + 16 hours ago
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